A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?”
“Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.”
The man nods. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

Two antennas met, fell in love and eventually got married. The wedding ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.

I got an invite to a wedding that said “Black tie only”. But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.

At his wedding, my buddy called me the worst best man he has ever seen. I was speechless.

My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day. So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.